Tuesday 21 October 2014

Jokes...

Q. What's the most popular snack on Mars? A. Marshmallows. 

It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars. The CD player was stolen.  

 What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.



Q: What is more useful: the sun or the moon?
A: The moon, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it.



Pupil: "Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet?"
Teacher: "What are you talking about?"
Pupil: "They found fleas on Pluto!"   































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