It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars. The CD player was stolen.
What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
Q: What is more useful: the sun or the moon?
A: The moon, because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the sun shines during the day when you don't need it.
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Pupil: "Please Sir! Did you hear that scientists have found life on another planet?" Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Pupil: "They found fleas on Pluto!" |
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